Thursday, January 03, 2008

If You Were a Food, What Would You Be?

I would be ambrosia--a gift from the gods. (Kidding, kidding.)

If you were a food, what food would you be?

47 comments:

Kara said...
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L's Army said...

I would be casu marzu, sheep's milk cheese served slightly rotten and crawling with live, jumping cheese fly maggots. It's rare, conversation worthy, and so illegal in most places that it has to be bought on the black market (safety issues, as the level of rotting can be toxic, and there's a chance the maggots can survive to bore through your intestines. No joke.) It's a delicacy that repulses most people but is happily eaten by Sardinians. I could see myself as casu marzu.

Kara said...

I think the food I would be is a chocolate covered strawberry. It really is one of my favorite things to eat. Strawberries are often grown in summer which is my favorite season. Chocolate is the greatest thing on this earth to eat especially when I or anyone craves something really sweet. Also strawberries have a tart taste to them and the chocolate helps make them sweeter. So in a way I am a sweet person to get to know.

t.green said...

Well i can say i've honestly never thought about what i'd want to be if i was a food. But i decided i'd want to be a salt and vinegar chip. The salt is like all the good parts about me like when i'm a good mood. The vinegar is when i'm like a bad mood or when i'm annoyed. Everyone has there good and bad days or moods. Thats just how a salt and vinegar chip is. And once you eat one you just have to eat more and more.

BaerBaer said...

If i was a food i would be a slice of pizza. with the dough being my caringness and all my love and suport for people. the souce being my spice for life and my crazyness. the cheese would be my funnyness and how 'cheesy" i can be. And all the differet toppings that can be put on a pizza would be my emotiopns for the day and how i feel.

GriffinDork said...

hmmm i would deffinately be an ice cream sundae. with marshmallow sauce and butterscotch on top and whipped cream and a strawberry. like the ice cream being my life and me and everthing and the butterscotch would be my personality cuz its warm and tastey and it has an exciting taste. and the marshmallow sauce would be my emotions, all soft and sweet and thick. and then comes the whipped cream all the great things about me like how funny i am. and last the strawberry is my heart cuz its red and sweet and fuzzy.

CLN123 said...

If i was a food I would want to be strawberry shortcake! Strawberries are my favorite fruit and i love to make strawberry shortcake.

seashell said...

I would be a PB&J! SIMPLE...and everyone loves a good PB&J anytime of the year! THE DANKS :)

lisa said...

I never really thought about being a food... I guess I would choose white chocolate raspberry cheesecake. It's my favorite dessert and I guess that woud be the only reason I would choose that.

Jake the snake said...

If i would have been a food... i would have been a mango fruit... because they are sweet ! Like me

bees4everLOL said...

i would be hot chicken wings with blue cheese and a cool pepsi!!!!!!! oh yeah - now im hungry!

stupidgirl said...

if i were going to be a food it would pry be eggs...lol its just thats my favorite food i know its wierd... plus it works cuz im super white!

~unsociable*molly~ said...

i would have to be chicken wings!

they are the greatest food ever invented!

it's crispy fried goodness that you can only get in western ny!

oh i missed them so much when i was in the south i actually had with drawl (sp?)
and dreamt of them!

i mean come on.....who dosn't love that delicous fried chicken covered in hot sauce?

bees4everLOL said...

hey bama - i would be the better chicken wings! just kidding

geekchic said...

Hmmm...good question. I would be homemade chicken noodle soup. I have a variety of different traits, and if part is missing, i'm just not the same. And im not an imitation brand, i am the real thing. :)

Dietz said...

wow that is a really good question!
If i were a food i would have to say i would be a green olive not the ones with the hard pits tho they are way to dense. I would choose to be an olive because it is you like it or you don't! Also it is small and kind of self explanitory! Like me!

Levitas Navarius said...

if i was a food i would be chocolate cake with a nice glass of whole milk. The reason being that all women love chocolate cake and really i don't blame them

Sanitarium said...

Wal-Mart Chicken.

Environmental HAZARD said...

if i were a food i would be gone because the poor people would eat me

SPELL CHECK MASTER said...

If I were a food I would be....B.K Quad Stacker! Awww Yeah! Thick and Juicy!

Double T said...

If I was a food I would be a chicken finger because I love chicken fingers.

haCkER ALiAs 101 said...

Oh yeah? How about this: I wouldn't be a food! That way, I wouldn't get eaten and die!

the66omen6 said...

The only food I eat is Human Flesh! So thats why I wouldn't be a food at all because I am immortal.

Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha!!!!!

alyssa*ashley said...

a pizza log lol hahaha its sounds funny but its my favorite foodlol either that or an auntie anne's cinniamon pretzel...lol thoses are sooo yummy

Chad Johnson said...

if i was a food i would have to be a Baconator at Wendy's since it is so nhealthy it kicks you in the face with its greasy godlyness and puts you in the hospital.

#one said...

If i was to be a food i would be a grilled cheese. Because they are amazing! But if i couldn't be a grilled cheese i woud want to be a taco.

sasquatch 08 said...

If i were a food i would be a steak, because that is my favorite food.

okaykaykay said...

If i were a food i would have to be a banana split. ME as the banana and then all of the topings as my life and what surrounds me. each topping representing a different part of my personality.

Issy Lou said...

I would probably be chocolate. Haha, not only because I am a chocaholic, but because its the most helpful food in this world! chocolate helps everything, cures everything, makes life just awesome...and with my personality I love helping people out im a caring person, and I just see life as being great and thats how chocolate makes life! chocolate is exciting too! I am an exciting person. Chocolate makes you all hyper and what not as well, and im always chipper and fun like that.

Kull said...

If I was a food I would have to be a pizza. It has to be the best fod on the planet. I would have sausage and onions for toppings. When I go off to college I will probably be eatng a lot of pizza because I can't cook and I am a picky eater.

GOD said...

If i were a food i would be general tsao's chicken. I love that stuff it is by far one of the tastiest things in the world. You get rice and other tasty snacks with it too. Mighty tasty i must say but i gotta go with the general tsao's.

[ Smellie ] said...

it's a tie between being an "indian" taco and Frybread and Beans! those are the best!!! it's hard to chose. or maybe i'd want to be a chocolate covered strawberry. because those are really good too!! maybe i should be and "indian" taco w/ beans, and chocolate w/ strawberries. But i that that would taste gross!

BeeSlayer5000 said...

I would have to say I would be veef jerky since its utter manliness causes you to grow a beard.

dog lover said...

honestly i would not want to be a food because you will just die, just like you will in the real life so it is going to happen one way or another

saltine said...

i would be chicken cuz im krispy as hell

boy u stank take a bath said...

If I were a food I would be ice cream because i melt in your mouth and not in your hand.
haha i'm joking
i would be lucky charms cereal because I'm a lucky person

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if i was a food i would be a orange because they are my favorite. i would be an orange because im so sweet and because i like flordia and thats where i would grown from.

Alfalfa Jr said...

I would not want to be a food..when your sole purpose is to be devoured, thats not a very good cause.

Dusky Twilight said...

I'd be Pocky!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/88/Us-pocky.jpg

because its yummy. <3

paigeisgod said...

i would be chicken fingers, because there good.

MarSean23 said...

if i could b any food i would prob b pizza.... cuz everybody loves pizza ha

shirleytempleton said...

I want to be the Queen!

your*mom said...

If i were a food i'd be a pizza....cuz my bodies saucy

ThunderStorm said...

If I was a food I 'd want to be something healthy and hard to observe all thats in it.

McFeely said...

If I were a food I would be cheese its yummy and delicious!

sasquatch 08 said...

if i were a food i would be a steak. because everybody loves steak and i like steak too it's my favorite food.

mmacy1994 said...

If i were a food i would be an ice cream sundae. The icecream would show how put together i am. The cone would show how i am a leader and "support" others in their decisions. The fudge topping would show how sweet i am. Last of all, the cherry would show how i am one person but i can make a difference to the whole world (cherry changes the appearance of the sundae to look delighting :))