Burning Issues

In light of recent events, these issues interest me:

~Men will soon be able to carry a child full-term and give birth via Cesarean section.

~The world is going to end on December 12, 2012. (So say the Mayans.)

~Carol Channing is going to live forever. (That is, of course, only if the world does not end in 6 years.)

~Shakespeare is actually alive and living with Elvis in Borneo. (Hey, they had to go somewhere where they still use the English measurement system.)

Finally...

~Cryogenics is an intriguing field. Unfortunately, if human organs are frozen at extreme temperatures and thawed, they turn to mush.