Monday, December 18, 2006

Burning Issues

In light of recent events, these issues interest me:

~Men will soon be able to carry a child full-term and give birth via Cesarean section.

~The world is going to end on December 12, 2012. (So say the Mayans.)

~Carol Channing is going to live forever. (That is, of course, only if the world does not end in 6 years.)

~Shakespeare is actually alive and living with Elvis in Borneo. (Hey, they had to go somewhere where they still use the English measurement system.)

Finally...

~Cryogenics is an intriguing field. Unfortunately, if human organs are frozen at extreme temperatures and thawed, they turn to mush.

4 comments:

L's Army said...

Men carrying babies...well, at least the idea gives me a chuckle.

It's actually very likely the world will end in 2012, but at least we'll be able to say "I was there at the end." Honestly, how many people throughout history have been able to say that?

JAM!

Chrissi said...

If men could carry babbies! omg! mabey they wouldn't be such CRY BABBIES!and they would understand our "mood swings." they would understand where our point of view is comming from. Um, how many people have said "the world is going to end in blah, blah years!"? Way to many to even count! Dont forget that the world is also flat, and we are the center of the universe, and christopher Columbus was going to fall of the world and America dosent exist. come on people! get a grip! some people love dead lines, and um, why is the world ending this time? A massive tornado or is our core going to explode?

alyssa*ashley said...

Carol Channing!!! lol mr. Janicki sings the carol Channing song to me and Garrett in photography! lol shes crazy!

Levitas Navarius said...

well like a dude once told me "I don't make the rules I just enjoy them"

The world ending.... well um damn that sucks but oh well